Vampire Sex

Conversation from last night:

(A commercial for Breaking Dawn comes on TV)
Dave: (Sarcastically) Ooohhhhh, vampire sex!
Nicole: (Totally forgetting that Sonia is standing by me) I love vampire sex!
Sonia: Vampire sex? I don't like vampire sex! It's boring!

Here you go Daddy!

Dave just posted this on Facebook, but this is the type of thing that needs to go in this blog:

Sonia just walked up to Dave, smeared a gob of slime into his hand and said "Here you go, Daddy - this was in my nose."

New Orcs???

Sonia keeps spelling out the words that she sees and asking what it spells.  Street signs, Shirts, Etc.  My mom was wearing a Giants shirt and Sonia spelled out New York Giants and asked what it said.  My mom told her and when she repeated it, she said "New Orcs Giants." Go New Orcs!

Woah!

One story for each child today:

SONIA:
Yesterday morning Sonia and Andrew were playing with Dante.  Sonia would throw a tennis ball, Dante would go get it and bring it back, Andrew would take it from Dante and hand it to Sonia, the cycle then repeats.  It was very cute to watch especially since the kiddies were laughing and having a great time playing with Dante and Dante got to use up some of his morning energy.  A little later I get a text from Dave that Sonia is drawing a picture of "her doggy and his balls."  I'm pretty sure that she meant Dante's tennis balls, but you can't help but laugh at how children phrase things sometimes.

ANDREW:
Andrew is slowly learning some words.  Right now it's pretty much just 'mama' 'dada' 'baba' and 'yeah' but one of the words we hear the most is 'woah.' He says this when he almost falls, when he finally gets something he's been trying to get, basically whenver 'woah' is an appropriate response.  We laugh every time because Andrew says it exactly like Keanu, 'wooaah'.

More Hilarity from Sonia

A great conversation with Dave went something like this:

(Driving in the car)
Sonia: Daddy, I want nuggets and fries.
Daddy: We'll make you some when we get home later.
Sonia: No, I want to go to the nuggets and fries store. (everything to Sonia has it's own store)
Daddy: Sonia, we don't have any money to go to the nuggets and fries store, but we have some nuggets and fries at home that I can cook for you later.
Sonia: Oh, ok. I got an idea, we can just go to the money store to get money to get nuggest and fries at the nuggets and fries store.
Daddy: Sorry Sonia but the money store doesn't have anymore money right now.
Sonia: Oh.

I would love to know where this money store is so I can go and get some money.  We could really use some.
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Sonia is really big on telling stories.  She has memorized some of her books and some other stories.  One of the stories that she has memorized that she likes to tell us is Three Little Pigs.  When she tells this story, someone has to play the wolf and someone else plays the little piggies.  One of the times that Sonia was playing one of the little piggies, right after the Big Bad Wolf threatened to blow the house down, Sonia announces "Oh no, the big bad wolf is going to blow me."
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Also, those of you that know Dave know that he is not very handy when it comes to fixing things around the house except maybe the computer.  But to Sonia, Daddy can do anything.  Anytime something breaks around the house, Sonia always announces "I got a great idea, Daddy can fix it." Apparently Dave's repair abilities, at least according to Sonia, range from being able to change the batteries in a toy all the way to being able to fix the TV when the power goes out.

Alphabet

I forgot to add this to the first entry.  Sonia knows her alphabet and recognizes all of her letters now, but when she was first learning the alphabet, this is how it went:

"A B C D E F G H I J K andtheletterP Q R S T U V W X Y Z"

It fits perfectly with the ABC song and we couldn't help but laugh everytime.

First Post

 A good friend suggested that I do a blog so that everyone can see some of the hilarious conversations/observations/exclamations that Sonia makes on a daily basis.  Some will be texts from my husband who is home with the kids during the day, some will be direct quotes from Sonia.  Here are some of the crazy things we have heard lately:

Text from Dave: "Sonia says you have to go to the chocolate store and buy some chocolate so I can make more brownies."
Text from Dave a few minutes later: "When you go to the chocolate store, you can buy chocolate cookies too. So says Sonia.  She says that's a great idea."

Sonia: Are you a princess or am I a princess?
Dave: You're the princess.
Sonia: Ohh...then you must be the queen

Text from Dave: "I'm watching Sonia and Chase play house.  Sonia is a very bossy wife.  She's making Chase drive to the cup store to buy her a cup."

Sonia looking at my wedding photo: "Look mommy, you are a wonderful beautiful princess just like me"

"But I love it!" - Said every time we tell her that she can't do something.

I'll post more as they come along and as I remember them.  I hope other people get as much of a laugh out of these as I do.